This time it’s not a bunny. Probably.

COME CELEBRATE THE IMMINENT ARRIVAL OF FETUS STRACHOTA-HEYNS WITH BRITTANY AND MICHAEL. WE’LL SERVE YOU A DINNER OF VEGGIE AND VEGAN TAMALES AND BEER (AND OTHER BEVERAGES!) PLENTY OF INDOOR AND OUTDOOR SPACE FOR YOUR SAFETY AND COMFORT. NO WACKY GAMES NOR GIFT-OPENING. JUST A CHILL EVENING TO CELEBRATE WITH FRIENDS! WITH ONE HIGHLY AMUSING “WAS IT MICHAEL OR BRITTANY” EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD STORIES TRIVIA GAME. PLEASE COME!